Man, I've been waiting for that long-promised lock of hair from Pat Head Summit!! And if you can PLEASE send that sweaty sock of Shamiqua Holtzclaw that you promised to send with it, I'll be eternally grateful and send you my DND hand-painted figurine of the King Elf holding the +5 Singing Sword of Elderberry!


p.s. Everyone, I'm bull-sh!%%ing...